my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed
having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife
was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"
you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
I think I dreamt this interaction, and I thought it would make a cute comic
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Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
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Just because Tumblr won't let you Blaze a post doesn't mean you can light it up yourself!
california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.
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“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”
No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me
Like of course I know it means "We're looking for you". But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?